My tip to the alt report got published to hro: I am the alt behind the meme
Sometimes I wonder ‘what the fuck am I doin with my life’? Recently I was housesitting for my Aunt, takin her kids to school/extracurriculars while her & my uncle are on vacation. OUt in the suburbs. Feel so beaten down by lameness. Had hopes that I would spend mad time findin buzzworthy mp3s for my ‘webblog’ [via not havin my musical instruments/friends that wanna get drunk to distract me]. Maybe even write some songs. But by day 2 of gettin up hella early/bein stuck in this middle/upper-middle class house I had nearly lost the will to buzz/blog/meme/facebook/tweet/tumbl. The hours wasted clicking shortened url after shortened url, countless “mediafire” searches, etc…you wonder what it’s all about then something like this happens link.
thinkin about invitin Carles to gchat yall
Then u realize that u r a ‘vital node’ in the vast network of alternative subculture. U finally have some validation that u r capable of generating memes/buzzes/tastes and not simply just consuming.
Kinda stoked about this whole thing because I really feel like it made Carles ‘bring his A-game’ [via not bein able 2 rip me off outright]. I didn’t mention it but, not only did I submit a tip, I wrote a whole article. It basically sucked in comparison to what ‘Carles’ actually wrote. Feel like I contributed though [via poorly articulating poignant themes of alternative subculture, inspiring the ‘end-product’ to contain some of the best irony on hro in a while].
Neways, here is an excerpt (with recent edits) of some of the bull shit I wrote. I did originally have some Shaun White reference. But feel ashamed in retrospect [via that kind of shit appealing to the lowest common denominator / not bein funny at all when u think about it [via Jack White = Danzing, David Blaine = Broken Bells bro, Alice Glass = Some non Alice Glass chick]]
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OMG wtf is this? Traffic? It’s never backed up this bad. Good thing I got this mix CD which burned off my iTunes with all my fave relevant cool dad bands [via Mumford and Sons]
Just gonna chill…
Ok, I see nothin but empty road ahead of that police car. Looks like some1 wrecked. hope they r alright…I’m at the front now and,
WHAT THE HELL?
Look at these effing hipsters, blocking off the whole goddamn 101. Do they really think this is the way 2 ‘get their brand out’?
Even the brobags watchin this on the Youtubes aren’t laughin [via being able 2 relate, h8’ing bein stuck in traffic, wishin a helicopter would come by and just ‘airlift these assholes’ outta the way]
Effing hipsters, when will they learn?
Oh, apparently these guys are called Imperial Stars. Not goin N e where, may as well seach the infowebs about them on my iPhone 4[via bein able 2 afford 1 [via gainful employment]]
So, tryin to raise awareness about homelessness thru music. Seems kinda alt. Too bad that the front man is a ginger, so no 1 will ever support their vision. Or they will but in an ironic post-anti-MIA kind of way. But this is hella unchill. Srsly yall r makin me start to like homelessness. Feel like some hobo needs to knife this bro to protect the homeless brand
Do u think this video will ‘go viral’?
Is this a gr8 idea for getting noticed or are these bros ‘fucking dicks’?
Is ‘hipster bashing’ still relevant?
R u tired of the word hipster bein used 4 bros/brands/bands that totes aren’t effing hipsters? [link: ice cream bro hits dancing blipster, kills him]
Who is the number 1 ‘cool dad’ band?
Would u rather chill on the highway & listen 2 bros talk about ‘social responsibility’ or watch “Mad Men” on ur plasma in the subbies?
What’s ur fave Chili’s appetizer
How would u feel if you finally get to the front of a traffic jam and find out that shit is intentional [via not construction or a wreck]?
