The most retarded job posting I’ve seen all day
Note: this is for the position of “Medical Device Product Development Engineer”. In case you were thinking of trying your hand at an Engineering job without actually knowing what they do…Here ya go:
Math Ability:
- Ability to apply advanced mathematical concepts such as exponents, logarithms, quadratic equations, and permutations.
I aced Differential Equations, but man were those exponents, logarithms, and quadratic equations a bitch.
Reasoning Ability:
- Ability to define problems, collect data, establish facts, and draw valid conclusions.
- Ability to interpret an extensive variety of technical instructions in mathematical or diagram form and deal with several abstract and concrete variables.
I’m pretty solid on interpreting a variety of technical instructions in mathematical form, and dealing with several abstract and concrete variables, but interpreting instructions in diagram form always gives me trouble. Computer Skills:
- To perform this job successfully, an individual should have knowledge of Word Processing software; spreadsheet software; internet software; manufacturing software and contact management systems.
I don’t have any of these. Not sure how I graduated from a ABET accredited University.
Seriously, was this job description written by a high school summer intern?
