![I don’t really ‘get’ human interaction. What am I supposed to do to meet a kewt girl that will ‘give me sex on the reg’ w/o any commitments [via the 2 ideas seem to be mutually exclusive]. Am I supposed to pay an innocuous compliment to a girl that I find attractive shortly after I/she notice(s)? Or am I supposed to just go up to random chics on the dancefloor and grind my peen in2 their vaj/tummy/breasteses (depending on height)? Maybe this guy has the right idea. Maybe I should just give up bein an altbro and start ridin waves on the lamestream. Just start watchin romantic comedies with Matty McConny, go ‘tailgating’, and 2 Mumford & Sons concerts.
MUMFORD & SONS = DAVE MATTHEWS BAND OF 2k9-?
Just get a full-time job that I will never really love, so that I can afford ‘products’ like the iPhone 4, OK Cupid ‘A-list’ membership, netflix, and ‘birthday sex’ from grade-A pieces of ass.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9rancDXD11qcggnzo1_500.jpg)
I don’t really ‘get’ human interaction. What am I supposed to do to meet a kewt girl that will ‘give me sex on the reg’ w/o any commitments [via the 2 ideas seem to be mutually exclusive]. Am I supposed to pay an innocuous compliment to a girl that I find attractive shortly after I/she notice(s)? Or am I supposed to just go up to random chics on the dancefloor and grind my peen in2 their vaj/tummy/breasteses (depending on height)? Maybe this guy has the right idea. Maybe I should just give up bein an altbro and start ridin waves on the lamestream. Just start watchin romantic comedies with Matty McConny, go ‘tailgating’, and 2 Mumford & Sons concerts.
MUMFORD & SONS = DAVE MATTHEWS BAND OF 2k9-?
Just get a full-time job that I will never really love, so that I can afford ‘products’ like the iPhone 4, OK Cupid ‘A-list’ membership, netflix, and ‘birthday sex’ from grade-A pieces of ass.
