Straight v. Gay, Quantified
Let’s start with straight. Geez the only bands that made the cloud are Queens of the Stoneage and Van Halen. I guess it’s like the “Fuck you hipsters” guy said “if I wanna listen to Van Halen, I’ll listen to fuckin Van Halen”. ”Tom Clancy”? ”Golf”?
Let’s see about the girls. Not even the mention of one band. Unless this “Nicholas Sparks” is some sorta musician. Srsly, who the fuck has even heard of him? Did all their data come from some suburb of Lincoln, Nebraska? Oh, just did a search. He’s some sort of ‘author’ which I don’t know of any culturally relevant authors besides Bukowski. ”My Church”? ”Pretty Woman”? ”Country Music”? Don’t know who these girls are, but hope I never have to date them.
Ok what about teh gheys
not pictured:the xx, final fantasy, the club, rocky horror picture show, cuddling, panic at the disco, jason mraz, fiona apple, kill bill
The XX, M.I.A., Sufjan Stevens huh? Guess that’s as close as we’re gonna get to indie. Guess these ‘indie’ bands are as close to mainstream as we’re gonna get. I’m not really sure what I meant by that last sentence. It’s been a few days and many drinks since I started writing this.
