![[Filed under] While I was downloading albums today - WIWDAT I came across this gem. According to the translation tool in Chrome it says:
MOVEMENT
yet give
I doubt it’s a translation that makes any sort of sense. So I’ll try to fill in the blanks. In Russia, the coming of age for males occurs around age 12. At which time your father purchases your first hooker as a birthday present. The quality of hooker will depend on what income bracket your family is in. For the poorer families, they have to rent an old decrepit mule to carry boy (alone) to an undisclosed location in the Caucasus wherein he is met by a toothless hag which services him sexually in exchange for a gram of crack, (which at this price is loaded with many impurities). However in this picture the family seems to at least be lower middle class. The father could only afford one hooker between his two boys. The older (Alexei) had to wait an additional 2 years for his younger brother (Sergei) to turn 12. Consequently he (Alexei) has been ostracized from his peers and will have a harder time making it in the world. But Sergei realizes this, and will do the right thing when the time comes, and give Alexei (who at this point will be known as “Snake”) a job in his wholesale carpet warehouse.](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9u9fnR1Ex1qcggnzo1_500.jpg)
[Filed under] While I was downloading albums today - WIWDAT I came across this gem. According to the translation tool in Chrome it says:
MOVEMENT
yet give
I doubt it’s a translation that makes any sort of sense. So I’ll try to fill in the blanks. In Russia, the coming of age for males occurs around age 12. At which time your father purchases your first hooker as a birthday present. The quality of hooker will depend on what income bracket your family is in. For the poorer families, they have to rent an old decrepit mule to carry boy (alone) to an undisclosed location in the Caucasus wherein he is met by a toothless hag which services him sexually in exchange for a gram of crack, (which at this price is loaded with many impurities). However in this picture the family seems to at least be lower middle class. The father could only afford one hooker between his two boys. The older (Alexei) had to wait an additional 2 years for his younger brother (Sergei) to turn 12. Consequently he (Alexei) has been ostracized from his peers and will have a harder time making it in the world. But Sergei realizes this, and will do the right thing when the time comes, and give Alexei (who at this point will be known as “Snake”) a job in his wholesale carpet warehouse.
